i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
IM CRYINF FACE SWAP RECOHNISED JENSEN’S EAR AS A FACE
Hahahaha omg what
what did the squirrel say to his waitress
squirrels dont fucking talk you piece of shit
why would he say that to his waitress she would obviously know he was being dishonest
I will let you know if I discover anything.
A MERLIN MEME
ONE MALE CHARACTER | MERLIN
do you ever feel like you have a crush on someone and then the next day you’re like wow no it’s just friendship
and it’s a constant cycle of wow ilu oh wait no i dont no nvm yes i do ah no false alarm
it’s so confusing
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
im gonna be 60 years old one day and i will probably still wake up in the middle of the night sometimes in a cold sweat, wondering if i finished my homework.
once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police
today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”
one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face